Nellie McKay - Mother of Pearl lyrics

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime
(lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money
(what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break woo hoo (Take it off)
They say cheap objectification isn't witty
It's hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight
(sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city
(okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
(poor Hillary) feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need
To find a man i'm Dennis Kucinich
And I approve this message