Nenshi. - FREE CHRIS CHAN lyrics

Ayo, free my homie Christian Chandler
Cause while I know he did some bad shit
In the end does it really matter?
I release a sigh of stress, I might confess
I been quite depressed since the
Night of that unfair arrest
That shook the nation, image boards
Reddit and news pages
What followed next was a series
Of drastic mood changes
'Cause every time I see that
Look in his eyes
I'm reminded of times past
Bluespikin' and Clyde Cash
All because of that sadistic Bella Bitch
Tryna get him locked up just
For the hell of it, To hell with it
At least he ain't celibate
I'm kinda impressed
He got himself a successful end
To the love quest
Now what's next, just caught another case
Whoopsie
But no price is too high to pay for Barbussy
He got that bitch dicked harder
Than his daddy did
Got a little duck sick and
Pulled a Fatty Spin
On that fine ass 80-year-old
Fuck all them haters and trolls
He like 'em lazy and old, stanky with rolls
Fully alone, and if I'm true and honest
The two of 'em were meant to
Be like Pikachu and Sonic, Yeah
'Cause when Bob died, modesty died too
'Cause now this hoe is tryna say
You ain't her honest waifu
Even though she's your mom and all
She's all in all the cause of this internet
Drama saga phenomenon and just think, man
She was your one and only
Fuck Megan and Kasey
Barbra made you less lonely
And all the shit she said
About the spooning wasn't true
And you didn't fuck your mama man
Your mama's fucking you
And now your case's fate rests
In this continuance loosley
This trial's getting played out
Like weens yelling "Julaaaay"
Yeah, and lately man
I've been having evil dreams
Where I bust him the fuck out so
He can "Zap to the extreme"
And he can put this Prison Saga
Behind him upon his legacy
I'm pouring out a Fanta
Mixed with some Hennessy
Yeah, that's why my nights remain sleepless
Until my homie Chris is free
I stay screaming "FREE CWC", Yeah