New Boyz - Way 2 Many Chickz lyrics

Drum sticks slap together 5 times new Boyz

I I I I I echoes hey echoes
I have way too many choices
I got way too many chicks
Ay bro (whattup?) I got way too many chicks
(Damn! I got that too)
Oh f'real? (Yup) - Way too many chicks
Aight, ay let me tell you this
Story real quick aight bruh?
(Fo' sho') Check it out ay

I met this girl named Chanelle, from A T-L
An actress and a singer
She was paid in mills we first spoke
Thought I found a bad chick on the spot
'til I noticed that her breath smelled
Like fat kids in a box
I knew this girl named Jill
Who wanted my baby
I always told her no but I
Ain't know she was crazy
I was in there had to bust
I was like "Wait Jill!"
She put a gun to my head
And was like STAY STILL
Met this girl named Laniece, a freak but ugly
Stripped for me once and her
Butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud she
Would sneak a small fart
Chick passed so much gas she
Could make a car start
Knew this chick named Shirley
She acted so perky
But little did I know that
The chick had herpes
Tried to kiss me in my sleep
I got up and screamed
Chick had a cold sore that
Looked like John McCain
Now I'm sittin on my couch and
I'm thinkin how to get
To the point where I can't even
Get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla I'mma
Mace 'em in their lip
I never thought it'd be bad that
I got way too many chicks

I I I I I I i got way too many chicks
But, if I had a dollar for the
Good ones I wouldn't make shit

Five drumstick claps

I met this one chick, named Miley Jets
I was so fascinated by Miley's breasts
She said she had a gift, it was probably sex
But when she took her wig off
She looked like Kanye West
I met this girl named Tiqa
She was not no groupie she was a black belt
Starred in kung-fu moviess
I liked her but I had to
Dump her on the second date
Cause every time she moved her mouth her
Words would come a second late
I met this chick name Yvette who was into sex
Got her naked in an hour then we hit the bed
She was twitchin so much like
She had the best i found out the real reason
Cuz she had Tourette's (God damn)
I met this one teacher named, Mrs chandelier
She was so bomb that I was
Skippin lunch to see her
'til she snuck up from behind me and
I kicked her out of fear
Sounded like Ja Rule was tryin
To whisper in my ear
Now I'm sittin on my couch and
I'm thinkin how to get
To the point where I can't even
Get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla I'mma
Mace 'em in their lip
I never thought it'd be bad that
I got way too many chicks