NOFX - Alcopollack lyrics

How does the drunkest person on the bus
Wake up and manage to
Take such good care of us?
An honorable man that's impossible to hate
Even though his laugh to joke ratio
Is about one in eight

What is it about him? What sets him apart?
How does such a tiny person have
Such a big heart?
He only sometimes drops the ball
Like the six times he told the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
Shitting in a bathroom stall

That's David Pollack alcoholic
Real dedication to inebriation
My friend David master of Kung-Fu
We're all singing this song just
To say thank you
And one day we're gonna get you back

He's not a giant man
But he represents some giant voices
But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make
The greatest choices
He might excel in tours and food
But he lacks something in tact
He told Dexter that his band sucks
And he called Matt Freeman fat

He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré
Cool's first wife and fiancée
That's how he lost Bad Religion
The Offspring
Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies
Rise Against but the one that hurt the most
Must have been Green Day

That's Alcopollack philanthro-folic
Grappa all nighter bar fight inciter
My friend David for all your dedication
This song is for you
To show all our appreciation
But why do you always have to be on vacation?