NOFX - Best God in Show lyrics

I’ve no consideration, zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from
Rational thought neglect
I don’t wanna waste a sentence
I don’t want a convert-sation
That’s gonna end in disdain
Disbelief and aggravation

And I find it’s getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark and
That their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000
Year old medical journal?
Techniques for bloodletting
Advice on trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe
With a map of a flat earth?
Without DNA testing
Would you believe virgin birth?
I find it’s getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation
And god always takes their side
That’s when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy
Thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up
The enemy’s sacred ground
So how am I supposed to
Take anything you say seriously?
When you swap free will for faith
Hope and pre-destiny?

And it’s getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history trump
Physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence