NOFX, Avenged Sevenfold - Linewleum lyrics

Intellectual property never meant
Anything to me so, I’m not crazy for trying
To pimp out a classic song
At 25 years old it's the humane thing to do
Even though you know we know
You think it's wrong
But after 700 covers and 1800 shows
And because it’s the song that
Colombians love to hum we voted to pull the
Plug and euthanize "Linoleum"

I think I was born into this
World just to piss people off
So I'm doing what no smart band ever would
I’m taking our one well known song and
Trying to make it not very good
Linoldlium never meant anything to me
I never even wrote a chorus
Just verses and a bridge
It's like bulldozing a bowling alley
For a used record store
Decomposing your best song is sacrilege
But when most Hopeless bands play it wrong
And it's in Le Tigre's best song
And it was the last song
That Tony ever played
It's time to put Linoleum out to stud
And make sure that it gets laid

That's me and I got a new kitchen floor
But I still sleep with a close friend
The leather trunk next to my bed

That's me on the street and
I'm walking with my kid
When she told me she knows everything I did
Because she just finished our book

What? Wait what?

What the fuck? What the hell?
Why did she feel the need to tell me
That she knows her dad is
More than kinda weird

She knows that I do drugs
She knows that I'm kinky
But what keeps me up at night is that her
And her friends know that I drink pee

Not that there's anything wrong with that