NOFX - My Stepdad’s a Cop and My Stepmom’s a Domme lyrics

They both wear uniforms
They both have shiny boots
They both use unnecessary force
One whips one shoots
They both have a nightstick
They both are sadistic
They both have a tough beat
I think it's kind of neat

That my step dad's a cop and my
Step moms a dom i found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know whom they belong
I don't wanna know what happens
When my parents do something wrong
Oh my step dad's a cop and
My step mom's a dom they both lock people up
They both keep people down
They do their crazy jobs when I'm not around
To serve and protect
To get served with respect
They both think i suspect
That my step moms a dom
And my step dads a cop
I can't explain the things i hear
When i eavesdrop
I found a can of pepper spray​
Beneath a riding crop oh my step moms a dom
And my step dads a cop
That my step dads a cop and my
Step moms a dom i found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know who they belong
I don't wanna know what happens
When my dad does something wrong
Oh my step dads a cop and my step moms a dom