NOFX - PRBOD lyrics

Who’s gonna be the first to OD at PRB?
Who’s it gonna be? I hope it’s not Mel
I really hope it’s not me
But one of these years someone’s gonna OD
It probably won’t be a Stern
Definitely not Shawn cuz ya can’t OD
From gettin a Mexican beer buzz on
I’m thinking or DI
Poison Idea or Leftöver Crack
Cuz you get a stroke not
A strike from a speedball
Or a gutterball heart attack
I’ll bet you at PBR
It’s gonna be a British balding rockstar
Cuz they’re older than us
If it’s Charlie, Dick, or Colin
It would be so sad but if it was a Partisan
It wouldn’t be so bad at Punk Rock Bowling
No one’s ever gonna OD on pot
And NOFX is prayin that none
Of us will get shot
And when one of us expires on last last call
I hope it’s from a bowling and
Not from an 8 ball
Who’s gonna be the first to OD at PRB?
Who’s it gonna be?
I hope it’s not a Bouncing Soul
I hope it’s not Sharky
One of these years someone’s gonna OD