Odd Future - Pimp Slap lyrics
[Odd Future - Pimp Slap lyrics]
My window is a book and I'm a fuckin' crook
Stealin' phones to call home but the
Line is off the hook
And if my mother answer, I'll ask her
What she wants on 25th because
I'm chillin' with Prancer
Rudolph, Adolf, Hitler
Rollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988
But my speakers are bleedin'
The doctor's in uniform
Fuck cars I have a damn unicorn
That flies me to places, with spaceships
That don't need money
Where I can free at hand
Eat candy with Easter bunnies
Where donuts equal water
Inhalers and mushrooms
And we don't have cars
We have balloons and we zoom through
Sound and the bass is astoundin'
The snare plays square no roundin'
Major ninth chords tower synth
Like it's Yao Ming
Kobe, imaginary friends, fuck homies
(They don't know me)
The tooth fairy blow me
Swallow don't shit this
With my Donald Trump hair
Piece you're an apprentice
You're fired and tired
You can't stay up like a limp dick
If you think you can spit then
I am the fuckin' dentist
My visions that I record
The instruments I adore
The happiness that I hoard
(can't be bought) at liquor stores
You faggots can buy chains
But Utopia can't afford
And they sore on hatin' reality that I ignore
You can try to walk inside my
Brain but I close the door
Fuck dogs, I roll around with my pet dinosaur
Yeah, Hodgy Beats (Drop it)
Fuck dogs, walk around with a pet dinosaur
Wing flaps on the back of my pet rhinosaur
Gold chains, 24, niggas must be shinin' more
The money gets closer when you
Seem to be grindin' more
And it feels better than a tongue-kiss
Carbonated with the flow
Orange-flavored Sunkist
We musically grow unto the
World like a fungus amongst this
Playin' the piano like a trumpet
Little guy, but his words sound so humongous
Eat 'til you obese, arteries clot
Need lunges
MellowHype from Ralph Lauren to the Hundreds
My crew cliqued up like Brady Bunch is
The captain that crunches
Invitin' you to lunches
My nutrition have robots malfunction
I suggest you stay away from the factory
My breath chemical
I don't know how you'll react to me
It's a dog-eat dog world so
I double doggy dare it
Hold it in my hand as I stare it
Down, like a magnifyin' glass to
A diamond with a karat
I read through niggas that bluff like a tarot
They copy my actions
I call them fools parrots
I'm the pyro with one eyelid that weareth
Long hair for wisdom while
Bitch mades nair it i don't care if the heat
I throw is unbearable
Just know, it's shareable, and there I go
Where I go
I don't know, obviously I disappear
Close your eyes bitch, I'm all in your ear
I have your hearts as if I
Stabbed it with a spear
And wrote my flows with your blood smears
If you can't see a legend
I'mma make it clear: nigga I'm right here
Golden grill, Cadillac Deville
(Drop it) nigga we pimp
Grill golden, chain frozen, we pimp, we pimp
We pimp
Stealin' phones to call home but the
Line is off the hook
And if my mother answer, I'll ask her
What she wants on 25th because
I'm chillin' with Prancer
Rudolph, Adolf, Hitler
Rollin' with nineteen 88's like it's 1988
But my speakers are bleedin'
The doctor's in uniform
Fuck cars I have a damn unicorn
That flies me to places, with spaceships
That don't need money
Where I can free at hand
Eat candy with Easter bunnies
Where donuts equal water
Inhalers and mushrooms
And we don't have cars
We have balloons and we zoom through
Sound and the bass is astoundin'
The snare plays square no roundin'
Major ninth chords tower synth
Like it's Yao Ming
Kobe, imaginary friends, fuck homies
(They don't know me)
The tooth fairy blow me
Swallow don't shit this
With my Donald Trump hair
Piece you're an apprentice
You're fired and tired
You can't stay up like a limp dick
If you think you can spit then
I am the fuckin' dentist
My visions that I record
The instruments I adore
The happiness that I hoard
(can't be bought) at liquor stores
You faggots can buy chains
But Utopia can't afford
And they sore on hatin' reality that I ignore
You can try to walk inside my
Brain but I close the door
Fuck dogs, I roll around with my pet dinosaur
Yeah, Hodgy Beats (Drop it)
Fuck dogs, walk around with a pet dinosaur
Wing flaps on the back of my pet rhinosaur
Gold chains, 24, niggas must be shinin' more
The money gets closer when you
Seem to be grindin' more
And it feels better than a tongue-kiss
Carbonated with the flow
Orange-flavored Sunkist
We musically grow unto the
World like a fungus amongst this
Playin' the piano like a trumpet
Little guy, but his words sound so humongous
Eat 'til you obese, arteries clot
Need lunges
MellowHype from Ralph Lauren to the Hundreds
My crew cliqued up like Brady Bunch is
The captain that crunches
Invitin' you to lunches
My nutrition have robots malfunction
I suggest you stay away from the factory
My breath chemical
I don't know how you'll react to me
It's a dog-eat dog world so
I double doggy dare it
Hold it in my hand as I stare it
Down, like a magnifyin' glass to
A diamond with a karat
I read through niggas that bluff like a tarot
They copy my actions
I call them fools parrots
I'm the pyro with one eyelid that weareth
Long hair for wisdom while
Bitch mades nair it i don't care if the heat
I throw is unbearable
Just know, it's shareable, and there I go
Where I go
I don't know, obviously I disappear
Close your eyes bitch, I'm all in your ear
I have your hearts as if I
Stabbed it with a spear
And wrote my flows with your blood smears
If you can't see a legend
I'mma make it clear: nigga I'm right here
Golden grill, Cadillac Deville
(Drop it) nigga we pimp
Grill golden, chain frozen, we pimp, we pimp
We pimp