OddCouple - Bully lyrics

Ah, yeah, yeah this is Louis Logic
That nigga you don't see
Cuz he got kicked out of class
(The Odd Couple)
And I brought my other knucklehead with me
My man JJ brown on some bully shit
Bringin heat on the beats
Stuffin nerdy niggas in lockers

Give me a beat and listen to me
Niggas'll see I'm like the oilman
Cause, I deliver your heat
I didn't say you were gay
It's just that you're sweet
And catch vibes on the
Westside of christopher street
It's no wonder you wish you were me
I ain't some type of bitch
Who when he takes a piss sit's on the seat
That's why all your chickens agree they
Rather kick it with me
Cuz I suprise em every now
And then with mystery meat (boh)
Who's the clever kid who use his leverage
As a rapstar to get into a
Coochies second lips
Lou's new collections is
Smooth and effortless like 2 screwing
Sweaty chicks with lubed apendages
Whoever just is boos and nemesis
Had rather move their settlement away
In to a new development
Cuz I'm not too intelligent to
Stoop to your level
And you're so low down I'm
Shooting hoops wit the devil

In the school of hard knocks
We're at the top of our classes
Shit the bullies even kiss our asses
Whether or not my report card passes
Class-clowns will tell you were
The real smart-asses
We run shit and punch kids
In their plump tummies
Somebody is always on the run from me
The abott's got detention
Jay's on suspension and myself
I got expelled for snatching
Niggas lunch money

Yo, I got sick inch for scotch
About a fifth a shot just as hot
As the burning in your sisters crouch
Which is not why I never snick a snatch
I rather flip the latch on the
Cabinet to you pops liquor stash
Jay Love hit the hash
Like a coffee-shop spatula
My fangs puncture a keg like
A malt and hops dracula
That's way I always sleep in the daylight
Cause, I creep in the late night
Leaving victims leaking like drain pipes
People saying it ain't right
But, I can't help that I'm so damn selfish
I got my hands on a female fans
Pelvis like I'm some bad Elvis
Who's from a parallel universe
Giratin his hips to the dick
Carousel through the skirts
You know a man you think is rude at first
Give me some room to work
And allow me to introduce the
Nerd to the dirt cuz Lou's the worst type of
Jerk to dealing with
He'll bruise you first physically then
Hurt your feelings bitch

In the school of hard knocks
We're at the top of our classes
Shit the bullies even kiss our asses
Whether or not, my report card passes
Class-clowns will tell you were
The real smart-asses
We run shit and punch kids
In their plump tummies somebody is always
On the run from me
The abott got detention, Jay's on suspension
And myself, i got expelled for snatching
Niggas lunch money

I'm like Merlin in a sherlin
When I sip a beer or a wizard in winter gear
Who makes a guiness dissapear
Quicker than a chicks brazier during foreplay
Or drugdealers when the pigs are
Here to storm your hallway
Performing all day with Jay and the abott
Makin the magic that has
Addicts celebrating their habit's
I've got a cult following
Of so many young adults swallowing
So many jameson flasks that it
Give em adult tolerance
I'm major in classes, on savorin asses
With greater than average curves like
Antique vases and glasses
And on the day the give me a masters
I traded it faster than you can say
Vodka for a case of some?
Some say that a rapper is worth
As much as he drinks
Fuck what he thinks that's why I fill
Myself with suds like a sink
And to my reason ain't gon'
Get stock on the blink
But that's just one of them things
To give me something to
Discuss with my shrink

In the school of hard knocks
We're at the top of our classes
Shit the bullies even kiss our asses
Wether or not, my report card passes
Class-clowns will tell you were
The real smart-asses
We run shit and punch kids
In their plump tummies
Somebody is always on the run from me
Now The abott got detention
Jay's on suspension and myself
I got expelled for snatching
Niggas lunch money

So who's that guy in the dunce cap
Sitting in the back of class?
And when the teacher walks by
He's smacking her ass
Cutting in the school storeline
Snatching your cash
Pushing the smart kids ass in the trash
Motherfucker I'm the bully
And I'm coming 'round the corner
I warn ya and now I'm
Rainen punches down on ya
Y'all better head for the office
Tell them to get your mummy
To come and get you
Because your tummy is nauseous