OfficiallyTragik - A cuntry song lyrics

Hey, it's your buddy country blumpkins
Back with another song folks
Hope you like this one
I'm recording it in my barn right now
Boutta go steal some of my
Uncle's diesel for my truck America! (yeah)

Back from the barnyard, just a day ago
I was mowin' the fields and
I was plowing the snow
Them city folk don't know what it's like
To give your cow a kiss on the lips goodnight
(animals need affection too ya know)

Then I hop in my truck with a lip full of dip
While you and your friends are
In town gettin' lit
I'm in my Chevy Silverado, lifted and proud
With a hand out the winder
Lynyrd skynyrd playin' loud
Wait, ho- how am I supposed to hold my
Beer AND shift at the same time? (HEY)

Got in a car crash head open wide
I do not remember my middle name
O- oh wait, yeah I do! it's Clyde! Hey ma!
Ma, can you go to Walmart?
I think i need a band-aid for
This giant head injury I got thanks!

Anyway guys, that's gonna wrap my song up
Hope y'all enjoyed it
Put a lot of work into it
Okay, the song's ending i gotta go bYE