Oney, SuperMega - My 2 Lovely Uncles lyrics

The sun was shining, a lovely day
My uncles took me outside to play
It got real toasty, my tongue real dry
I needed iced cream or I would fry

All they had was three big greens
Just enough for three iced creams
But Uncle noticed a glistening flyer
A trip to Syria, their one desire

My two lovely uncles, they went away
To blessed Syria for a holy vacay
I have never seen them with
Such big ol' grins
Fulfilling all their dreams among Syrians

What's this? A letter? From the
President of the United
States of Americas? Oh no
My two lovely uncles
Killed by a drone strike i never
Even got my iced cream

My two lovely uncles, they went away
They're both still inside me every day
How will I go on without their firm musk
Echoing through me from dawn until dusk?

I'll keep them alive with my
Thoughts in my brain
I'll spread their sweet ashes when
I get their remains
I'll always remember your oceans of love
My two lovely uncles slain from above!

I'll always remember you
Uncle One and Uncle Fungus
We'll see you in your dreams we love you