Organized Konfusion - Who Stole my Last Piece of Chicken? (Organized Konfusion) lyrics

Of all the things my mama used to cook
I liked chicken you know that chicken I put
In the refrigerator last night?
Well, I expect to find it when
I get home this evening

Damn, it really hurts my
Heart to remember these (Remember these)
Days way back in the seventies (Seventies)
The only AIDS you used to know was Kool-Aids
Cornbread, cornrows, and cornbraids
Pull up a chair, read a book like Dr seuss
Peel off the skin, eat all the meat
Nibble on the bone and then suck the goo
Man, if my mother was the Colonel
Her chicken woulda sold
It even taste better the next day cold
Chick chicken, chick chick chick chicken
When I collect my thoughts I
Recollect I used to listen to my moms
(To my mommy) , damn near every day
"Boy, you better clean up your room
Before you go outside and play"

Yo, Monch, you can remember when we used
To play skelly way back?
Blastin' wax, side or tops
Prince don't play that
Uh oh, it's six o'clock, I'm late for dinner
If my girl wasn't his girl
I was definitely in her
Got in them print skirts
(Yo, you was fiendin' for a chicken fix)
Ran in the kitchen and put my
Finger in the cornbread mix
Mom yells, "Dinner's ready
" 'cause she's the boss
All I needed was my ketchup and my hot sauce
And my cornbread, now I'm ready to dig in
Pick the meat off the bone
And then I ate the skin

And I'll tell ya another thing
Somebody stole my piece of chicken
And I'll tell ya another thang
Somebody stole my piece of chicken

Round up, round up, one, two, three
I'm fresh out of a batch
And you can't catch me
Mrs mary Mack all dressed in black
She's rather fat and she carries a bat
She's the nosiest lady on the
Block when it's hot
Cops get shot when we played SWAT
But no one never died, though, we just cried
Only to laugh again when my moms made fried

Chicken barbecues in the summer was the move
Whoo, ha ha, ha ha, Grand Groove
Was the jam Grandmaster Vic
Played in the park
Past the dark, I seen the spark, so did me
Troy and Mark went to the rib shack
Ordered chicken and the collard
Greens but there's no money left in my wallet
But, I kept fifty cents for my juice (Word?)
Now we would go to Troy's house and get loose
(Uh)

I'm just looking out of the window (Window)
Watching the asphalt grow (Grow) slow (Slow)
My best friend was a GI joe
Although he had bald spots in his afro
Play with the kids your own age
That's what they used to tell us
I got jealous when we couldn't
Run with the big fellas
Bullies on the block used to beat us
I was quick as a cat, in fact I was a cheetah
Especially when we played follow the leader
Little Suzy May Robinson
Used to play show and tell with my peter

I used to rock my British Walkers to church
After the choir sang, the
Preacher started to preach
So I had to search for a pen and some paper
To keep myself occupied
But the aroma from the kitchen came and
Sat by my side and said
"Mm, you know I smell good"
I said to myself, "Please, oh please
Reverend now would
You speed up the sermon so I can determine
Whether I'ma have peas or collars greens
With my chicken that I'm yearnin'?"
Turnin' to the usher in the back, whispering
"Please keep the chicken monster from coming
Through the crack of the door"
Later at the table
Moms popped my hand until it was sore
'Cause, I ate the chicken before
The preacher said grace
But I'm ready to go for self
But there's not one piece of
Chicken on the table left

What happened to that wing, man?
Where that chicken go?
Chick chick chick chicken
Where that chicken go?
(Chick chick chick chicken)
Chick chick chick chicken

You know that chicken I put
In the refrigerator last night?
Well, I expect to find it when I get home
And I'll tell ya another thang
Somebody stole my piece of chicken
I didn't take your chicken, pop forget it
I'll wait 'til I get home
'cause ain't no chicken left
(Hey, that's cool)
Miss Clarabell took the last piece of chicken
(That's cool)