Original London Cast of Cats - Mr. Mistoffelees lyrics
[Original London Cast of Cats - Mr. Mistoffelees lyrics]
You ought to ask Mr mistoffelees
The original Conjuring Cat
(sung) the greatest magicians have
Something to learn
From Mr mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn!
Presto!
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment
And then it is gone
You'll find it next week lying
Out on the lawn!
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
He's a marvel!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
Magical Mr mistoffelees!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
You'll never believe it! You'll
Never believe it!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
This cat defies belief!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Can you believe this? Before your very eyes!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Ladies and Gentleman, I give
You the Marvelous, magical Mr mistoffelees!
Presto!
The original Conjuring Cat
(sung) the greatest magicians have
Something to learn
From Mr mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn!
Presto!
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment
And then it is gone
You'll find it next week lying
Out on the lawn!
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
He's a marvel!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
Magical Mr mistoffelees!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever?
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees
You'll never believe it! You'll
Never believe it!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
This cat defies belief!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Can you believe this? Before your very eyes!
Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr mistoffelees?
Ladies and Gentleman, I give
You the Marvelous, magical Mr mistoffelees!
Presto!