Parokya Ni Edgar - Olops lyrics

You know there's Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the least
Famous reindeer of all?

Hey Olops, oohh Olops

I have a little story about
A not so famous reindeer
He is Rudolph's younger cousin
And they were born on that same year
His name is little Olops
And he was jealous of his peer
It was always Rudolph red nosed
And Olops the other deer

Now Olops hated Rudolph
Cause he hated Rudolph's fame
And he started treating Rudolph like
A low down dirty shame
Olops the other reindeer used to
Laugh and call him names
And he never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

And so Rudolph said to Olops
"Why you treating me this way?"
Olops smiled and answered Rudolph
"Cause I think you're freaking gay
And I hate your shiny nose"
"And come the eve of Christmas day, "
"I'll make sure that you won't be
There to pull out Santa's sleigh"

But Olops did not know that Santa
Heard all that he said
And this made Santa angry and
He bonked on Olops head
Then Santa pulled on Olops neck
Which filled Olops with dread
Rudolph waved goodbye then gave a smile
And then he said "You're Dead! Hehe"
No one's ever heard of
Or has seen Olops again
But they say Olops head hangs in
A wall in Santa's den
The moral of the story is
"always be a friend"
You would not want to end up like Olops did

Olops the other reindeer used to
Laugh and call him names
He never let poor Rudolph join
In any reindeer games