Parokya Ni Edgar - The Yes Yes Show lyrics

You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but
It's only the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute senorita
Triple the tequila just to
Heighten up the flava chuggin down on my JMB
While checkin out the parts
Of my date's anatomy
Forget the brains forget the personality
What I'm after is your effect
On my gravity like Trinity
Flying high with her kicks and
Controlling the game with my
Heavy duty joystick

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashing some cash and some
Rock star bullshit
Going in for the thrill moving
In for the kill i got us a room in a fancy
Hotel and we got everything we need
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
And we try to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press we need to get this

I'd like to keep it going cause
I got it going on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so
My name is Vinci and i am neat
I love pretty girls and i love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And i am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say i'm bad but i am good so
Shut up now and eat some food

I like to keep it going coz'
I got it going on
But it's Vinci's track on the microphone so

(ehem) My name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
They say I'm bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono
Para kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala
Ka pa rin bang talent

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo magaling akong kumanta
Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga
Naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan
Mo ng kulay ang kanta

Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

Tsong naman please lang wag
Ka nang magyabang at
Alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lang at
Ilan na ba ang talagang
Nagawa mong kanta ilan

Wala eh ano ngayon

Alam naman nating lahat
Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat
Ang vocalist ng parokya band
Ng parokya ni edgar

Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi
Na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Eh bat ibang singers naman
Kahit di nila sinulat
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay
Sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat
Pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet
Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao
Na si listo el de gato
Sa gulpihang de kontodo

Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako
Hindi porket koreano ka magaling
Kang mag taekwando
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban
Bago kayo magsuntukan
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan
Sige na kiss na, peace na please
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't
Walang iwanan sa parokya band
Sa parokya ni edgar

Band: Band band

Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala