Paul Wall - I'm On Patron lyrics

Beanz N Kornbread

I'm on Patrón
I just took seven shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone
So dude, can I get a ride home?

Ay, what it do? I'm on like a light switch
My wrist wear froze up like a computer glitch
I'm drinking 151, Caribou Lou
Tech N9ne 'gon get it jumping like a kangaroo
Is it your birthday? Let's go and
Have a shot or two
My partner Glu you put me on to something new
Snuck in a gallon of
Lemonade from Chick-Fil-A
Mix it up with this Ciroc and we 'gon parlay
I'm looking for a hot girl that
Like to a bay bay
Come out and play and let me
See you shake it this way
That Patron clears day, I'm on it hard
Getting lit with my dogs
Having a party with these broads

I'm on Patrón
I just took seven shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone
So dude, can I get a ride home?

Go and pop another bottle
Get this party to cracking
All these Barbie doll models make
The champ start macking
550s everywhere now Big Cat in heaven
He on his fifth Remy at 7 it ain't even 11
Thug boss Slim Thug drinking GPO
Grey Goose, Patron, and Orange Juice
Pour me some more now Box and Poppy Joe just
Ordered the rose mo
Chucking deuces to my partner
Hi-C and Big Do i'm loaded like a full clip
Leaning like a sinking ship
Lit up like a Christmas tree
How much throwed up can I get?
C-Stone and Lil C
Bringing out the Jägerbombs
If I get pulled over DJ Jonny pay my bond

I'm on Patrón
I just took seven shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone
So dude, can I get a ride home?

I keep bumping into people say
"Man my bad i'm intoxicated a tad
And the DJ acting bad" miskin Mike and Stag
My family getting slammed
Beanz N Kornbread just bought a
Round of Belvedere and cran
Man, I'm so throwed I can't think
Who the hell been putting their
Lips on my drink? What the hell the waitress
Doing with my change?
Somebody slipped me a thizz pill
I'm feeling strange
Maybe some Red Bull will help me sober up
Matter fact
Mix it with this Grey Goose in my cup
I can barely stand up, I'm about to throw up
If you can't roll with the big dogs
Go hang with the bucks

I'm on Patrón
I just took seven shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone
So dude, can I get a ride home?

Beans and cornbread