Paul Wall - Internet Going Nutz lyrics

Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do
"Paul, you've got maaaaail"
Let's see what new e mails I've got
Hit me on this e mail, I'mma hit 'em back
See what it do what they talkin 'bout
Well I got me a couple pictures
On this e mail too
We gon' see what they talkin 'bout mayne
Okay

I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom
And live from the message board
I'm at the crib all by myself
Chatting online when I'm bored oh my Lord
BlackPlanet got all the hoes
And all the freaks
I'll get your page and send a note
Then hit me back when it's time to creep
I'm trying to reach this girl Monique
Her screen name is ChynaDoll
She's light brown with big thighs
And standing five foot seven tall
If she don't call me it's okay
I'll hit up SexyEyez02
Sophomore at TSU, and she run track
That's what it do
I'll send a note to my girl Crystal
She ShootiNStarr99
She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh
My God that girl is fine
Wine and dine, but not this
Time, I pimp the keyboard, i'm online
Talkin fly in the chatroom
My conversation is goin down
Where you from? Where you at?
Lil' momma sho' talkin nice
I tell her meet me at U of H
Right by the towers later on tonight
I'm sendin all my girls a kite
I'm tryin to find some internet hype
Just hit me up on my Sidekick
I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site

"I've got the internet goin nuts" "I I I've
Got the internet goin nuts"
"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
"I'm on that five nine Southlea baby
Holla at me"

Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps
On the hunt for a couple freaks
I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat
Where you at let's meet and great
These sexy hoes at UNT
I'm sendin e notes talkin fly
If you lookin for late night love
Holla at me girl I'm your guy
I met a girl on CollegeClub
Her screen name was Jazzy Brown
She told me when I come to her town
To hit her up and it's going down
She e mailed me this old picture
Before she had her baby boy
I was ready to pay her a visit
She used to look like Ke Toi
But, one too many Almond Joys
I went and seen this girl in person
But when that big bitch opened the door
I damn near started crying and cursin'
(Damn) Just too many Megabytes
And not enough Roadrunner
But big girls need love too
So I beat it up like Royal Rumble
Sheeeit, lil' momma looked like a
Whale she broke the scale
I told her baby I gotta bail
I won't tell if you won't tell
What the hell, the first minute I got in
Range of the nearest Dell
I changed my screenname and my number
This internet pimpin still prevails

"I've got the internet goin nuts" "I I I've
Got the internet goin nuts"
"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
"I'm on that five nine Southlea baby
Holla at me"

So I log on to the Facebook
I'm tryin to find me a good look
I'm lookin for a lil' one night love
I throw the bait and they bite the hook
I holla at that boy Goo
My potnah puttin me up on game
He let me know which girls are freaks
And e mailed me they screennames
I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang
How you do and it's nice to meet'cha
Late night a few e mails later
I'm knockin senorita out her sneakers
Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWallcom
Hit me up on that home board and
We can chat baby all night long
What's the scoop you goin to school?
Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?
Download my computer love
And get a taste of my hard drive
I'm on the search for cybersluts
Lookin at pics on in the mix
Tryin to find a computer check with
A webcam that'll make a flick
Hit me up on that AOL
Instant Messenger what it do
My DSL is fast as lightning on
The hunt for this mooshu
You got some partners that's
Just like you? Call
Your crew and I'll call mine too
Just take a look at my hit count
This internet pimpin thang ain't new

"I've got the internet goin nuts" "I I I've
Got the internet goin nuts"
"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
"I'm on that five nine Southlea baby
Holla at me"