Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin - Gotta Give Up the Toad lyrics

You'll get chills all through your body
And you'll lose all control
Of your bladder and your sphincter
That's your butthole!

Cause if you use toad then I'm tellin you
You can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah when you use toad it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry that's no lie
You'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up (Give up the toad now)
It's no joke buddy give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now) or you'll croak
Buddy give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now) and don't smoke
Or you'll see it hurts to pee

There'll be blood gushing from ya
Every time that you cough
And forget getting lucky
It falls off

Yeah you better wise up
Cause, I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids
Gotta give it all up or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up
(Give up the toad now, thanks to you Lando)
Give it up
(Give up the toad now, thanks to you Lando)
Give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now, ooh ooh ooh)
I'm no fool
(shi-bi do-bop ba do-bop ba do-bop)
Lando's cool
(shi-bi do-bop ba do-bop ba do-bop)

Yeah!