Peter Stampfel - Funny the First Time lyrics

When I was just a little
Boy I hated rhubarb pie
I spit some at my daddy and
It dribbled down his die
My momma laughed like crazy so
I spit some in her eye
She whooped me good and here’s the reason why

Cos it was funny the first time
Funny the first time
It will never be funny again so ho ho
Please don’t repeat it cos I
Really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end

Then one day I got married
It sure was lots of fun
I was her one and only, she was my only one
We ended in divorce court after 3 months
Maybe 4 i don’t believe I’ll marry anymore

Cos it was funny the first time
Funny the first time
It will never be funny again so ho ho
Please don’t repeat it cos I
Really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end

Now you may not believe me, after I had died
I couldn't get to heaven
Cos I wasn't sanctified and satan said
"messing up my nice clean hell"
And as I was reborn I heard me yell, well

It was funny the first time
Funny the first time
It will never be funny again so ho ho
Please don’t repeat it cos I
Really don’t need it
This big joke is coming to an end
This big joke is coming to an end