Peter Stampfel - Stupid Jerk lyrics
[Peter Stampfel - Stupid Jerk lyrics]
You’ve had more than your share of luck
Your house is paid for and your doggy doesn’t
Drool How come you’re such
A resentful guy?
The world is a singular place for
Which I am so grateful
So unlike you, you stupid jerk
I turned by back on all
Those mind degrading poisons
So unlike you, you stupid jerk
Some people look like you because they’re
You’ve looked that way since
People looked that way
You embrace atrophy like a leg humping doggie
You coarse head, silly stupid jеrk
I am compassionate and understanding
So unlike you, you stupid jеrk
I am so tolerant of people and their failings
So unlike you, you stupid jerk
You are the kind of guy
Who hates support groups
But you’re the kind of guy
Who needs support groups
That is so typical of those
Who need support groups
You cliched cliché-monger stupid jerk
I’m in the frontseat making out with joy
You’re in the backseat getting
Screwed by sorrow
I am serenely in the here and now
You’re resenting yesterday and
Afraid of tomorrow
The quintessential doom and gloomer
Beauty ruiner is what your are, you stupid
You ultra, mega, stupid
You really are a stupid jerk