Pond - Zen Automaton lyrics

A zen automaton couldn't crack that koan
And drive the sword of human guilt
Right up to it's diamond hilt
I read it on my phone

Holy shit, is that Sir Ian McKellen
Leaning from the clouds?
Shooting lightning from his eyes all
Across the Burmese crowds?
I don't know much
But I know I don't like them at all
Oh, whatever they do, whoever they are
I read it on my phone

Paint me green and push me
Through the surgery door
Julienne my frontal lobe and bludgeon
Me with a two-by-four
And send me to the wild to eat and fuck
And fuck and eat god, Father
Give up your seat for the
Pregnant and the old
No, don't you know who that
Is? It's Ringo fucking Starr

It takes 156666666 fractions of the time
It took me to stand up and
Realise we need to die in Silicon Valley
They're working in and for the greatest minds
A nihilist pact is just what logic prescribes
I feel like I could piss right out
The window and hit the moon