PrinceWhateverer, ShadyVox - Twilight Learned to Fly lyrics

Pinkie just hit the wall
She never had it all one cupcake a day
Still shocked that Rainbow's gay
Her dreams went out the door
When Cheese was only four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be a princess
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her flank on
The stage at Trixie's bar
Her best friend Rarity is now the enemy
Feels like a cartoon clip
But friendship isn't magic!

Since miss Derpy, the Cake twins
Way beforе Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ
And Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school
Hе tells her that she's a fool
'Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight
Twilight learned to fly
Twilight learned to fly

She threw every party, she knew every mare
Before Spike grew his wings
So far back Twist was there
She played yovidaphone
Wasn't too great at it though
Tried to get a loan when
She broke Applejack's phone
Where's the fireworks filled
With string cheese? And who's the other mare
That's poledancing at Trixie's?
Did Fluttershy ever hook up with Discord?
Whatever happened to parties? Galas?
Wrapping up winter and-

Derpy, the Cake twins
Way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ
And Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school
He tells her that she's a fool
'Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight
Twilight learned to fly

She hates time, it's not fair
Maybe Starlight's still got
That spell somewhere
Since when were Changelings
Considered good guys?
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
And bring back-

Derpy, the Cake twins
Way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ
And Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school
He tells her that she's a fool
'Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight learned to fly
(Since miss) Derpy, the Cake twins
Way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ
And Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school
He tells her that she's a fool
'Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight
Twilight learned to fly