Psychostick - Grocery Escape Plan lyrics
[Psychostick - Grocery Escape Plan lyrics]
The other day I went to the store
To get a gallon of milk
But then I found out that they only had
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
I want two percent, I got one percent
I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents
Attention shoppers, don't forget about
Our buy one
Get one free special on hot pockets
And 12 packs of Mr pibb
(Ah)
I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because
Mr pibb and hot pockets are
Buy one get one free
Out of the way, old lady
Out of the way, I'm shopping
Oh, look at the price on pickles
Out of the way, you people
Out of the way, everybody
I've got to get bread
Eggs, grapes, oltec, TP
Salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips
Pees, corn, cheese, porn?
Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite
Kitty litter
Bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios
What am I forgetting? What am I
Forgetting? What am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, beer
To get a gallon of milk
But then I found out that they only had
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
One percent, but not two percent
I want two percent, I got one percent
I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents
Attention shoppers, don't forget about
Our buy one
Get one free special on hot pockets
And 12 packs of Mr pibb
(Ah)
I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because
Mr pibb and hot pockets are
Buy one get one free
Out of the way, old lady
Out of the way, I'm shopping
Oh, look at the price on pickles
Out of the way, you people
Out of the way, everybody
I've got to get bread
Eggs, grapes, oltec, TP
Salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips
Pees, corn, cheese, porn?
Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite
Kitty litter
Bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios
What am I forgetting? What am I
Forgetting? What am I forgetting?
Oh yeah, beer