Psychostick - You've Got Mail Enhancement lyrics

[Psychostick - You've Got Mail Enhancement lyrics]

If you should ever decide you want to
Start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down

And I'll destroy you burn in hell

I get online, then notice I have email
I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck
20 emails, all coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned
About my penis size
And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX
I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups
Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD's

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make you eat your own shit
For every spam I get


I'm gonna choke you with your own dick

Thank you for ruining the internet, fuck face
Thank you for ruining the internet
Donkey balls
Thank you for ruining the internet
Cooter cream
Thank you for ruining the internet, dick

I get rebooted, and get back to my email
I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it

And what is this, Shania Twain all naked
I click the link and I
Get dicks on the screen
Endless dickage, colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and
Slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You're gonna get to gargle your pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do, something, like, really
Not good

Thank you for ruining the internet, shit lick
Thank you for ruining the internet
Penis steak
Thank you for ruining the internet
Anal butter
Thank you for ruining the internet, cunt

The internet is a wonderful
Place the ability to
Retrieve information on any subject
Or communicate with
Anybody around the world is
A significant step
To world peace and the evolution of
The human race and then
You got these assholes
Who gotta be like "I'm gonna shit
All over this precious gift to mankind oh
Yeah the answers are out there
But, you gonna have to
Dig through this colossal
Pile of shit to get at them"

Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet

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