Psychostick - Moving Day lyrics

Aw crap oh fine god damn it saturday, sure
My god, what have I done

Move his stuff move his stuff
Move his stuff move his stuff

Staring at the wall
What have I committed to?
A sacred social pact
Something you cannot undo
Friendship maintenance and guilt forms
A moving crew if I do not help you move
Then you won't help me move

You told us all to be here right at
Noon yet you are still packing and
Guilty of betrayal number one
We're working but you have been slacking

Up and down and up and down and
Up and down the stairs again



You hoard all your useless crap you
Refuse to donate to Goodwill and
I sacrifice my weekend to wading
Through your forsaken loot and
We repeatedly ask "What is this? Where's this
Go? What do you do with this?"
I now descend down the stairs prone
All alone in the spider basement

Up and down and up and down and
Up and down the stairs again
Up and down and up and down I
Wish that you were not my friend

What is all this pointless shit you kept
Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff
Curse your box that's overstuffed with
Textbooks you forgot exist

Oh shit, woah this is fun

It's moving day nothing says "Thanks, buddy"
Like a $5 Little Caesars Hot and Ready
It's moving day nothing gives life meaning
Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing
It's moving day nothing says commitment
Like the friend with the truck
That couldn't make it it's moving day
I just love getting splinters
Then whacking my shins before
Smashing my fingers

God damn it, ow two more trips we got this

Move his stuff move his stuff
There's more stuff so much stuff

Flinch from that dog that barks every
Freakin' time you pass by it
And we disagree, please, tell me
How do you move a goddamn plant
Drip on my head now it rains and I'm wet
The boxes are ripping and
Spilling all your cables kneeling down
On the ground now my shoes are all squishy

DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA
USB 1, 2, and 3, mini, micro, A and B
40-pin IDE, a wired mouse from ‘93
Broken parts you can’t replace
Ya better keep ‘em just in case

Guilty of betrayal number two
All the restaurants closed and it's
Too late for food

You disappeared two hours ago
Come back and now you smell like reefer
Dude, I'm about to beat you to
Death with this vacuum cleaner

It's moving day! So glad it's raining
I'm hauling your junk as
You stand there complaining
It's moving day! Well, this is a treat!
The sun's gone down and
There's nothing to eat!
It's moving day! Betrayal number three
You exaggeratted how quick this would be
It's moving day! Havin' so much fun!
It's 1: 00 am and we're still not done

Moving a couch moving a couch
Hold on a second, I'm losing my grip
Moving a couch moving a couch
Ow, ow, you're crushing my hand
Moving a couch moving a couch
We're moving a couch
Ugh, let's stop for a second
Should we take the legs off
Should we take the door off
No no no, just tilt it a little that way
No, my right, not not your right
Tilt it up and twist it, like no
Cool, we put another hole in the wall
Well, kiss that deposit goodbye
Fuck that door, we didn't need it anyway

Break out the chainsaw gonna cut it in half
One love seat's now two recliners
I'll set all your stuff on fire

Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
Furniture burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground watch it burn
Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
Old apartment burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground new apartment too
Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
Hey, do you need both of these blenders
Burn it to the ground burn it to the ground
'Cause, I really need a blender
I really like smoothies
I saw a sweet recipe online
I wanna try it, my blender's broke
You have two, doesn't make any sense