Psychostick - P is the Best Letter lyrics

P is the best letter in the whole alphabet
Because it starts the name of
The greatest band ever

The greatest band ever happens to be the one
You are now listening to
We're the greatest band ever
God we fuckin' rule

We should have like, 12
Solid gold tour buses, each with
A warp drive so we can tour the universe
And yachts made out of the
Bones of endangered species oh
We should have our band name carved into
The moon, so that fans can
Always see our band name
And we should have guarddogs made out of
Diamonds to protect our
Ruby-encrusted palaces! yeah, that

R is the second best letter
Of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The greatest singer ever

The greatest singer ever
Happens to be the one
You are now listening to
I'm your favorite singer ever

God I fuckin' rule

You see, I'm not just an average guy
I'm the singer from Psychostick!
I shouldn't just have one chick, I
Should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't
Just have one harem, I should have 2
In every state! And each chick
Should be able to fly to Starbucks
To get my mocha frappucino
And my chicks have Wi-Fi
Preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi

J is a better letter
Than the ones that you've heard
Because it starts the name of
The guys playing stringed instruments

We are the ones that destroy your faces off
Because we break it down

Feel it

Just kidding

Hey, let's do A a is a good letter too
Right?

La la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la the greatest band ever
La la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la

P-s-y-c-h-o-s t-ic-k p-s-y-c-h-o-s t-ic-k
That's how you spell our name
Get it fuckin' right
Or we'll burn down your club