Psychostick - President Rhino lyrics

All hail President Rhino all hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in chief)
All hail President Rhino all hail all hail

Republicans think they got a
Solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A Rhino's skin is grey and thick
Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it’s time to vote you know what to do

(Vote Rhino)

All hail President Rhino all hail
(Rhinoceros commander-in chief)
All hail President Rhino all hail all hail

"President Rhino how do you plan to
Turn around this country's economy?"
"President Rhino
What's your stance on abortion?"
"President Rhino is it true that
You have a charging
Ground speed of over thirty miles an a hour?"

The people loved him for his brutal honesty
Till he mauled a crowd of
People at a orphan charity
When Rhino's term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone, yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it's time that he secedes
How could we all believe that such
A prehistoric beast who barely
Sees could have capacity to lead
The country to prosperity?

Re-elect President Rhino!
(Re-elect rhinoceros commander-in chief)
Re-elect President Rhino! Bring
Back the rhino all hail President Rhino!
(All hail rhinoceros commander-in chief)
All hail President Rhino! All hail!
All hail!