Q Strange - Buy My Friggin Album Bitch! lyrics

Buy my CD or I'll break your fuckin' head
I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed
Heard what I said, buy it
Shit at least try it
This shit is dope as fuck don't make
Me pull your ears with pliers
Ain't no one buyin' my album
It should've been platinum at least gold
The kids don't buy my shit I'm gonna crack'em
My idea street promotion is
Drivin' through places
And peggin' promo tapes at peoples faces
Sayin' "buy it you homo"
A promo, what? you want free shit
You better pay up
I'll even take food stamps kid
If you ain't got a job
Man it's cool you can rob
Still from your old man
Cuz he's a fat drunken slob and ya mom
She's blown in lonely Ville for 20
So just tell that smelly hoe
You need some money buddy
I go to the stores that are selling LP's
Tell'em move some fuckin' unit's or
I'll break your friggin knees
Emcees don't even wanna battle me now
My put my lyrics up because
I started knockin' bitches out
Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands
I snatch the mic and start beatin'
Till it's hurtin' my hands
Then I kick my wicked flows
Until the cops are called
I'll throw a bar stool and
Start a bar room brawl
As I run out the door, just before I jet
Don't forget to buy my album
On CD or cassette

I'm a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter
I'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
I'ma use force like as if my name was Yoda
Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya
Can't work for a living gotta eat off this
Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid
I'ma shove in your face till you purchase it
Just buy my friggin album bitch!

Don't be a cheap fuck it's just 1199
And it's worth it
I ain't sayin' that because it's mine
If it's whack
Don't even think you'll get your money back
You and your boys can make fun of it
Yo I like it when you crack take a bat
And use the thing for batting
Practice man smash it
I don't give a fuck man fuckin'
Bash it you can have it
I really don't care man
Just purchase the shit
I really don't feel like havin'
To hurt you bitch but I will
So find a way to cop my shit quick
Before I find you first
And beat 'cha fat ass wit a stick
Go on Carson Daily's show
And request my video
"You ain't got one" I know
Just fuckin' do it yo
The radio don't play me and
I got no distribution
Ima walk into Land Speed
And just start shootin'
I can't sell cds even in my own city
Ima change my name to Q
Stiggy and start actin' jiggy
I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib
And I wonder why no one's
Ever heard of my shit
If I went out and promoted I
Could probably sell a record
But instead I'll just sit and scratch myself
Hey yo check it

If you don't go out and buy my cd
I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass
I ain't even playin' wit 'chu
I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out
If you don't go out and buy the shit
Just fuckin' buy it man you can afford it
What the fuck is wrong wit 'chu?
It's a fuckin' dope album man just pick it up
What 'chu mean you never heard of me?
It doesn't matter if you never heard of me
I'm fuckin' tellin' you now
Just buy the shit, what?