Rachel Platten - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You are charming as an eel, Mr grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a half foot pole

Oh, you're a foul one and a wild one
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
And given the choice between both of you
(I doubt that I'll ever be close to you)
I would take the seasick crocodile
Mr grinch, Mr grinch, Grinch, Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr grinch
The three words that best describe you are
And I quote stink, stank, stunk
Stunk

Oh, you're a foul one and a wild one
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
And given the choice between both of you
(I doubt that I'll ever be close to you)
I would take the seasick crocodile mr grinch