Red Bar Radio, MIKE - Weekends Off lyrics

How's your little office job?
Oh wait maybe I should go and your boss
Maybe he can give you 20, 30 seconds off
That's a lot to ask, maybe fake a cough
Only 20 more minutes on the office clock
Only 20 more minutes on your bosses cock
Yeah your only free days
Are your weekends off
Yeah and all my days are weekends off
Money come round and I ain't gotta do nuttin
I can sleep all week and
It really ain't a problem
I can do a molly and
A motherfucking snooze day
I can turn this into just
Another fucking snooze day
You be waking up and I
Should to what you say?
What are you the poo face
Get a different toothpaste
Ah fuck lean a done em


Got another fucking toothache
I'm the fucking god that made a
Song that made scrooge faint
What the hell have you made
What the hell did you say groovy tuesday
I would't eat that if it
Was free on my birthday
I would't drink beer not even on my worst day
Tell your fat wife happy anniversary
I don't want santa on my coca cola
I don't want your name on my coca cola
They tell me calm down it's
Just a can of soda
But this is rap bond not Adam Carolla
If I ever lose my educate make fun of me
Just don't forget that I'm the king that
Could have a punishment
Don't believe go ask any one of em
Bitch you better suck it's just a project
You don't want those motherfuckers finding it
I'm on a different planet
From these motherfuckers
Ever since I and my eyes
Have been fucking open

I do not care about people who
Think I am under my enemies
Given the key to the city the
Weight is a disaster recipe
My wildest smiles never running
Out of batteries
I've been taking screenshots of
Damn near anything
30day ban and it barely did anything
Fuck facebook I really didn't
Even do anything
AV club kissing Kendricks ass
You can tell they only like
Cuz they afraid of blacks
Americanish boys they be afraid of blacks
Yeah you can fucking tell how
They cater to blacks
Who the fuck is buying it
Who the fuck iggys latest single and deside
That they like the vibe of it
Mega slut just like anybody I admit
But Rita Ora got a fucking chubby body
We like girls who don't
Fuck around with caines
But you better not call a bitch plus
Size if she don't shes overweight
Where did these people come up with this shit
I can't even make up half this shi
They whole world lying they don't
Think that we notice it so hold up we gotta
Find out mental differences
You think I am evil but I'm only talking shit
I wouldn't be so meany if you
Were not such a bitch
I didn't mean to ruin your side
It must have been a glitch

Fuck being verified people be terrified
Be scared at night maybe more aware tonight
I don't want to tell you what
You should and shouldn't wear tonight
She got big titties and she
Looking like an idiot
Yeah I don't take a women serious
Not ever, get the fuck out here with that

I'm on a mission to make bigger enemies
So let it begin lets go
Ape shit on everything
Ape shit on everything
Ape shit on everything
Yeah what up fag my name is mike
Hope you didn't think this was gonna be nice
Better grab your girl cuz it's gonna be nice
Better grab your gun cuz
Theirs gonna be knives
Just getting started and I
Popped the vibe and bitch is in my pants cuz
She likes this nonsense
Fear the moustache and the dusty snapback
So yeah im coming and the kids be retarded
But I be getting ready digging
Holes in the garden
Digging holes in the garden
I be getting ready digging
Holes in the garden ape shit on everything
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