Rehab - Far From Normal lyrics

Thank you for calling the psychiatric hotline
Please listen carefully to all options
Before making your selection
If you are obsessive compulsive please
Press 1 repeatedly
If you suffer from multiple
Personality disorder please, press 2 3 and 4
If you are co-dependent please
Ask someone to press 7 on your behalf
If you are a nymphomaniac please
Stop doing that with the phone
Put your cloths back on and
Then dial extension 69
If you are schizophrenic listen
Carefully and the little
Voice will tell you which number to press
If you suffer from irrational
Paranoia there is
No need to press any button
We already know who you are and what you want
Just stay on the line so
We can trace the call if you are delusional
And occasionally hallucinate
Please be aware that the thing you
Are holding on the side
Of head is alive and about
To bite off your ear

Damn Skippy Jif Jam Peter Pan Smucker's
Jelly brain short fat silly motherfucker
One man ear candy factory Willy Wonka
Hoes got that dunkadunk shove
It like they bonkers
Off my rocker like a senior citizen that fell
At a nursing home crazier than
Friday nights in hell
Celebratin' a plane full of
Folks that worship Satan
Crashin' in the side of a mountain insane
Like two hit's of four way window pane
I set a weed field ablaze
To be against the grain
I can't change language profane
Known to grow fangs and throw flames
At propane tanks and boost a plane
Code name no name manics with no shame
Pop lockin' on cocaine on Soul Train
Butt naked with a gold chain

We are far from normal and we always will be
We are far from normal and we always will be

When it comes to rage I'm off the gauge
I shine bright like the lights when
My fist come off your face
Right before you choke on your
Teeth and that bloody taste
The game is a maze I'm
A Schlitz Malt Liquor bull
Comin' through the brick wall
Like a wrecking ball
I reckon y'all hate me because of that
In that case I think I'll take
A crap in the corn flakes
Of the whole game basically just to
See the look on their face
Yep I'm sick must be talkin' out my
Ass the way I spit this shit
Naw just raw since I was a
Young buck pissin' off the law
Never listening to my ma or my pa
Now I drop the cause like I
Hopped off the see saw
Teeter totter and I dropped
A hotter heater because

We are far from normal and we always will be
We are far from normal and we always will be

The beast master at least when
I walk the streets
Sprout horns when the speakers
Snap back from beats
And spit flames stop drop and
Roll is your name
And I'm not the mood for playing games
Watch where I aim and don't be
Standing there when I pull back
And open up the hole like a fullback
I'm 44 and I'm laying down in a 56
Flat on your back like bricks
Dependin' on who you ask I'm
A product of the past
Tryin' to live in the moment but
The now it never lasts
I'm losin' it tryin' so hard to hold on
Got me more fucked up than Turbo and Ozone
Climbin' the wall shakin' and shit
Feelin' the fire feel like breakin' a bit
Throwin' a fit like a schizophrenic
But I'm far from it
I'm real motherfuckin' far from it

We are far from normal and we always will be
We are far from normal and we always will be