Revolting Cocks - I'm Not Gay lyrics

I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

It's hard to be a guy like me
Queer in Dallas, closet-free
So I moved to Austin just to see
Dressed in drag, my ass got beat

I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA

I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

San Anton became my home
But, I felt just like a Greek in Rome
So I moved to Houston for some tail
But got beat up and thrown in jail

I'm a homo like a refugee
Looking for that homo spree

It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo
It's hard to be a homo in the USA

Dancing till the rising sun
Naked in the retrograde

It's hard to be a homo in the USA

I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay

The queerest city in the Lone Star State
Is Lubbock, where I found my playmate
One thing that I must proclaim "I'm not gay"
"I just pretend I am when I'm drunk"
"I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay"

I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I II I II I I II I II I I'm not gay
I'm not gay