Revolting Cocks - Wizard of Sextown lyrics

There was an evil, evil
Evil wizard that came on up to town
That wizard went and snatched them
The hobbit's right from their beds, oh yeah
Forcing them on a quest to
The east to visit sex-village, oh yeah
The women there are eight feet tall
Arms of steel they can rip you in two, yeah
Rip you in two
The wizard knew tiny hobbit's had
Oversized hearts of steel
That could charm the pants off of any women
The union of the four foot man
And the eight foot women
The wizard knew would somehow save the world
Somehow, somehow save the world from peril
The wizard knew if he was wrong
At least it would be amusing
The banshee she cries across the hills
(and up my spine)
The banshee is following me back home
It's the charm of the cease of your ingress
Oh yeah, she cries across the hills
I can feel her nails down my spine
Catching my skin under her fingers
Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief
I fear not the punishment, not the punishment
I fear not the punish the punishment
Persuading discourse, they are blinded
By your majesty they abuse your royal ear
They triumph in your woes
They're far from charity
Assurance that the sun does shine
It's the four foot men of sex-town Being
Man handled by an eight foot women
Brings us dark, dark times
He doth take her from the side
He doth take her from behind
He doth leave her from his mind
He doth leave her from his mind
I hear the creeping voice
It's gotten in my head
Head, head, head, head
The proud women of the east feel shame now
Even hobbit's deserve sex
They just have to pay for it