Revolting Cocks - Mr. Lucky lyrics

Hey, did I see you at the sizzler last night?
I never heard of them do you
Have change for a dollar?
No, but I'll bet that dress is real expensive
Its too cold, and I can't stand salty stuff
Let me get that for ya baby
You should speak to my room mate
She owns two of them
Ever seen one of these before?
You're shorter than me!
You're shorter than me

Mr Lucky just hit the street
And he's lookin for something sweet
He's gonna steal himself a cop
Car, cheap ass blow, and a bite
To eat "I'm gonna score me a bp vest
Pimp my intellect and burn the rest
Cut a few scars in the life story bar
Get a big load off my chest"

"Don't you know I got two things on my mind
First one's nothing, second's woman kind!
A black cat's crossed your path
Valentino and psychopath
Claw me in the light of the stars tonight
Drown me in your bath

With her back against the record machine
She's a 4am beauty queen
If I throw a six she's mine tonight
Undressed and seventeen wAIT A MINUTE!
Who's that lucky guy? He's got
The devil in his eye
Rings on his fingers and an empty glass
And a queen with a big surprise

Mr Lucky just hit the deck
With the liquor in full effect
Lend me an ear and a shot and a beer
And I'll pay with a third party check
Hey, what's the matter with you, man?
You gonna burn me catch as catch can
Throw him a bone and he'll leave you alone
Don't blink he's a lucky man

Disco! Disco-mystic!