Richard O’Brien, Tim Curry - Sweet Transvestite lyrics
[Richard O’Brien, Tim Curry - Sweet Transvestite lyrics]
How do you do, I see you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at
Home could we use your
Phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car we
Don't want to be any worry
Well you got caught with a flat? Well
How 'bout that well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
(night) Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it, hey! I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
So come up to the lab and
See what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at
Home could we use your
Phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car we
Don't want to be any worry
Well you got caught with a flat? Well
How 'bout that well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
(night) Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it, hey! I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
So come up to the lab and
See what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom