Richie Branson, Mega Ran - Zombies Ate My Neighbors lyrics

Yeah seems like everything was normal
But, I guess that's how all crazy tales start
Typical day in Anytown USA
Rain dampening the places outside where
I usually play
So now I’m indoors playing the Xbox
When suddenly the power in
My place just stops
It's only a quarter past eight
It ain't made late but, I can’t front
Thunder makes me jumpy
Way too old for night terrors
But, I reach under my bed and
It ain't my Nike Airs i pick up the phone
And I can't get a tone
Then I look around and go outside the home
Saw Miss Evelyn who's know for her meddling
Watering her plants about as chipper
As she's ever been
Then I notice a pale figure
Creeping around the side
Try to alert her, she thinks I'm saying Hi
She turns around and it's a minute too late
She is swarmed on all sides
So I think this is goodbye
And I'm mad I couldn’t save her
Zombies ate my Neighbors

Zombies, ate my neighbors
Zombies, ate my neighbors
Zombies, ate my neighbors
So we gotta hit that block take that shot
Don’t stop come on

Yo i woke up to the sound
Of blood curdling screams
And shrieks coming from across the street
I tossed the sheets and rose to my feet
Prepared to cold clock whoever caused
This loss of sleep i was ready for war
But not prepared for what was in store
When I walked through that front door
I saw zombies a group of four
Eatin' on my neighbors brains like
A soup du jour
There’s never been a time when
A gun was needed faster and all I had was a
Football and a weedwhacker
I used to be the Pop Warner team captain
So I took em down with a
Stiff arm and three tackles
Made a flying guillotine with a neck tie
And a handbasket and a set of knives
Yo these zombies better recognize
Everything in my possession is improvised
Hit me with the modified to weaponized

Zombies, ate my neighbors
Zombies, ate my neighbors
Zombies, ate my neighbors
So we gotta hit that block take that shot
Don't stop come on

Me and Richie hit the blocks back to back
With silverware in hand and
Straps across the lat
Well they're actually super soakers
I'm on them you don’t look closer
We wetting those who approach us
I got my scope and I focus
So I saved a cute chick from two doors down
But the rest of her family wasn't found
I hope they're around and not Undead
Cause it'll probably kill my chances with her
If she watches me shoot her pop in the head

Blaow, emptied a clip into his cranium
Then I found some a bazooka
With ammo tipped with uranium
I stole a gun from an alien
That happened to be radioactive
Like Chernobyl blasted Ukranians
I keep a backpack of soda can grenades
Random got the flamethrower
Setting everything ablaze
There's no time to take a
Break before the next wave
I'm out of ammunition time to
Throw some dinner plates