RiFF RAFF - I CAN TELL STORIES lyrics

I can tell stories, got too much to tell

I can NBC, like that girl Connie
Might just run for Mayor
Like Rudolph Giuliani
I could talk alot, got too much to tell
Used to have a girl who worked at Taco Bell
Watch me clean glass, like Ben Wallace
I done graduated from Versace Junior College
I could sip drank, icy toes Eskimo
Fifty grand below
Poppin' pills in the North Pole
I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza
I done wrote this flow on the
Back of the Mona Lisa
Trade to Pensacola, syrup out the soda
Bout to bring the dice out, Jody Highroller
Might buy two states, North and South Dakota
Chain lookin' sick, ebolapneumonia
Pop a few yams, sweatin' in a Hummer
I could trick-or-treat in the
Candy corn pumpkin
Bonsai leaves in the butterscotch couch
Emerald green chain smells
Like brussels sprouts