Rob Sonic, Homeboy Sandman - Horse lyrics

I'm 'bout to drive my brand new
Fiat through the Strand news kiosk
'Cause my bamboo Filas just
Got canned food triage
My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue mammal mop
My Cancun va-ca gotta change
Planes at the Amazon
My Camelot's a little rough
My past a little checkered flag
My dream's a little empty and my
Memory's have been Men in Black'd
My better half's the whole pie and
Reruns of the Happy Days
Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my
Rolling stones are daddy cane
My jazzy ways decoded 'em like
Opеning your parent's snacks
To keeping some between your thumbs to
Feed 'еm to the feral cats
The pharaoh has enough strength
We should test it at the sewer line
And if it breaks
We paint it and we take it to the Guggenheim
This do or die is all we know
Or maybe not completely all
We know how to get busier than
Filthy firms at city hall
If people called just tell 'em that I
Threw my phone into a moat
Or that I've kicked the bucket
Been abducted by a UFO

Run a baseline, put it on the glass
Stand on one foot, sign an autograph
Start to bark like a large seal
Let's start a fight and do a cartwheel
Hail a cab, take it 10 feet
Do a chest pound at the Wendy's
Use the drive through, take the dog trash
And do the robot on the whole
Way as you walk back

Bobby has a hobby
I say maybes to the prob'ly and
Spent all my dope from winning
Lottery on veggie souvlaki
All of my major relationships were rocky
Until I bought my Picasso and now
I'm always playing tonsil hockey
My vision is 20
20, I'm super at 20 questions
Since I was a freshmen I've
Had a refreshing effervescence
We all've enough in common with the
People that they name us after
It's crazy how much better we
Are than famous rappers
Don't try relating if you never had a Rolo
I've joined a lot of groups but
My penchant’s for going solo
You stop me on my way and ask
If you can take a photo
Though if I had my way
You'd throw away your telephono
And acting like you know is now a no no
Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up
Like the bird they call the dodo
Location is the difference between a
Robe and a kimono
Rotation of the globe is why they
Call it rock and rollo hoe

Feed a hobo
Turn the news off, delete your IG
Do a handstand on a blue whale
Buy your own merch, clip your toenails
Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows
Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed
Change you password, give a high five
Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive
Swish