Robot Chicken, Princess Peach, Mario - Mario Meets Parents lyrics

Mother, Father, this is my boyfriend Mario

Chimes play

Charmed to finally meet your
Acquaintance, Mario - oh!
Did a pig shit out a dead fetus in here?

Sniffs

Oh-ho-ho! I beg-a your forgiveness i come-a
Here through the sewer line

Chimes play

Mario's a plumber

So he commutes through human waste?

And he's Italian

Oh, okay say no more

Chimes play

Cut to the Royal Living Room
Mario searches for something in a sofa


Did you lose something, Mario?

Gives sarcastic chuckle

Yes, in OUR sofa

Mario puts the coin in his pocket

And there it goes

Cut to the Royal Dinner Room

Sarcastically

Mmm, another clogged toilet story what a
Delightful compliment to our mushroom soup

Mario grows bigger

Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon

I'm so sorry i have a few allergies

Mario slides towards the wall and
Bumps into a flower

Mario turns into Fire Mario and starts to
Sneeze fireballs one hit's the drapes
And one the Queen's dress

Oh! My drapes! My meat drapes!

Both equally dusty

When sneezing
He accidentally bumps into a Koopa shell
Which bumps into three blocks
We then hear the Game Over music
As the castle goes under, then cut to static