Robot Chicken, Princess Peach, Mario - Mario Meets Parents lyrics
[Robot Chicken, Princess Peach, Mario - Mario Meets Parents lyrics]
Chimes play
Charmed to finally meet your
Acquaintance, Mario - oh!
Did a pig shit out a dead fetus in here?
Sniffs
Oh-ho-ho! I beg-a your forgiveness i come-a
Here through the sewer line
Chimes play
Mario's a plumber
So he commutes through human waste?
And he's Italian
Oh, okay say no more
Chimes play
Cut to the Royal Living Room
Mario searches for something in a sofa
Did you lose something, Mario?
Gives sarcastic chuckle
Yes, in OUR sofa
Mario puts the coin in his pocket
And there it goes
Cut to the Royal Dinner Room
Sarcastically
Mmm, another clogged toilet story what a
Delightful compliment to our mushroom soup
Mario grows bigger
Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon
I'm so sorry i have a few allergies
Mario slides towards the wall and
Bumps into a flower
Mario turns into Fire Mario and starts to
Sneeze fireballs one hit's the drapes
And one the Queen's dress
Oh! My drapes! My meat drapes!
Both equally dusty
When sneezing
He accidentally bumps into a Koopa shell
Which bumps into three blocks
We then hear the Game Over music
As the castle goes under, then cut to static