Ronnie Lane, Ron Wood - Chicken Wired (Mahoney’s Last Stand Version) lyrics

Well, it's market morning an' I'm
Off hustling for chickens
Tried to tell her the
Early bird do my kickin' i hear you say
"Don't go farmers 'round here
They're pretty chicken"
And I'm from the city

Tell me mister how long that's
One there been scratchin'? Does she lay
Does she? Is she old is she pretty?
I know that China eggs, well
Poached or fried won't sustain me
I'm not that silly


I want that big fat brown one
I don't want that one it's too scrawny
A don't try to short-change me

Do you know Colonel Sanders, well, nor do I
Don't want no cock-a-loop
I'm gonna rule the roost
I'm not fresh at this mornin'
I know my friend don't want no battery heads
'Cause, I'm a free range man
I'm gonna maw the haggles
'Til I cut you down
Now tell me, do they lay, I don't care
White or brown, you should not
Count your chickens before they'll kill-
You wanna pretty penny for that old cherry
Don't try to short-change me
I've been stung before