Rorshax, Canibus - The Final Test lyrics

She said she don't like chiggers
Well, I'm a Fort Kass Kentucky nigger
With KY jelly on my timber
The Indian giver crying macho
Down by the river
Eating a taco cleaning my tobacco filter
Rawhide skinner
My fräulein should cook my dinner
She throw empty plates at me
And I won't hit her
I'm slumped over my drivers
Hatch gettin' some rest
'Cause sometimes sleep's better than sex
Canibus, why you such a mathematical prick?
'Cause today's cancel culture ain't
Got so grit i get it
See Rorshax? They don't undеrstand
What we did
The past was that, the futurе is this
All the world's a stage with
Actors just reading a script
Written in red, edited to entertain the dead
Music druids in tunics on a border bridge
That need ID to cross over a ridge
Across the grid where the Rubicon is
Where the ole Yucatan one and
Half ton grizzly lives
Rip the Jacker Rorshax, fun facts
Gun racks driving M-Raps
With run flats and radial Dunlaps
Compelling common themes between clowns
In comical memes
Clearly nightmarish demonstrable dreams
Students gather together in a
Dark college dorm
Burning olive oil during a pPower
Outage from a storm
Unmanageable electric bill prices
From energy crisis
Now they're fighting over who's the nicest
Hip-Hop is beginning to miss me
And they're standing for delivery
But, I don't give a crap
What they think of me
RTJ on my dog tag, rock mics with Rorshax
200 Bars of Rap kansas City steel Gatling
Cylinder wheels spinnin
Blood spills on Cambodian killing fields
You Bolshevik Beanie Boi's eating
Vegan seaweed soy
Massaging tofu cream on your haemorrhoids
A Jackalope with Burro ears Andrew Cumo hair
See through lingerie wear in
Neil Cavuto's chair
Fiddling with the compass and square
They scared and unaware
Now you drowning in Greta Thunberg tears
Impeding modern travel by land, sea and air
You take the elevator
I'll take the wooden stairs oh Alistair
You're so contrair - how bout
We stop right here
And I don't know go outside and get some air
And maybe go down to Trafalgar
Square and grab a beer
Call my buddy Peter Thiel we'll talk Palantir
When you factor in the despair it
Quickly becomes difficult to bear
"Are we clear? Am I
Getting any traction here?"
I feel like Gen mcNamara when
The collapse was near
He'd just stand there and
Stare with matted hair
Outside 16 Downing Street
The Chaplin met us there to have
Prayer with Former Prime Minister Blair
Among other High Ranking Players
From Foreign Affairs
I paid cab fare from Grafton
Square to get there
I was ordered to thread the needle
Gillie sait rifle out the gazebo
Coleco Vision with thermal NVG's though
They fog up when I breathe
Slowpluck that fuckin' pedo
I swear on the life of every negro!
ELOH! ELOHIM! Halo-La Li Lu Lay Low
You better do what the fuck I say, yo!
The right to bear arms is Natural Law
Just ask Grandpa, with 22LR in his handcart
Who promoted me to the
Local Valhalla Vanguard
As assistant to Heimdel at
Watchtower at Asgard
If you ever again even attempt to take
Me to task with rap bars
And don't guard your ass I'll
Hang you by one arm super glue your balls to
Pendulums of glass shards
Counterbalance your weight-a booble trap
Work of art
Son of a bitch! Son of a bastard!
Sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching
Upset stomach and fast talk
As you are slowly fillet'd in the
Name of Allah hu Akbar
Exactly what I downloaded the app for
Dr crossing his legs folding his hands
Quietly conducting plans for
Your fecal transplant
Two faggots sitting at a
Pronoun bar in Miramar
Sharing the same straw to compare jaws
I met a Morgan Stanley, work from home
Crypto nanny
She gotta' bungalow out in Miami
She said you're so brave for standing
Up to them thank you
Now they're gonna' put a gun to
Ya' head and make you!
They track you to wack you and stack
You! You can't take it back dude
It's too late too, 'cause cash rules!
Look in the mirror! What
You see? Bravo Sierra!
Yeah? I see a Ripper from the modern era!
Duckbill blades duck taped around each
Hand in such a way
The Samurai grins and spins in place
Bad Leroy Brown, Shogun flowin' and glowin'
You can't go where you're looking if
You don't look where you're goin
Battlefield tours to the grocery store
After I visit whichever whore owes me more
Start with the tomatoes and
Regular green okra
Tastes great with eggs and sweet
Potato on the sofa
See what's growing wild outside
Picking blue berries for blue berry pie with
A bucket and my spirit guide
I can tell by ya' garden
Sweat you're hardly hardened yet
Put the beer down & go
Work on that garden bed
300 black out rifles! Mad Max Motorcycles!
Trust me, man, we ain't nothing like you!
Desert digital chest rigs
Citizens arrest you pigs
I don't know if I'ma let you live!
Airborne active camouflage satellite
Drone bodyguards
If I was you I'd get back in the car!
Government VIP search and rescue squad
Private entourage at the Parrot
Club in San Juan
From a tiny little house in Nantucket
In a rusty
Mustard colored El Camino gas bucket
I try to give up rap
But, I can't 'cause I love it!
I'm tired of these gotdamn puppets!
91 meters, two legged Caribou on the avenue!
Rip The Jacker! Rorshax with the alley hoop!
Cover me while I move!
(Rorshax: I GOT YOU COVERED)
One Hundred! "YO! RORSHAX!" SHOW 'EM
How a ripper does it!

I know most of you all won't
Be able to handle this
A Federal Officer under the influence
Of Canibus USP Leavenworth
I gave birth to bars behind
Bars Respected by guards and
Inmates of all races and cars
I'm only CO that
Could convince a hardcore convict To
Step in the booth and do a hardcore song
With But Sarah McLaughlin
Let this animal out of it's cage
So I can rush the
Stage, grab the mic, and roid
Rage Young in the game
But at that age where
The doctor's prescribing
Me Injectable T and sublingual Winni-V Now I
Can get on the microphone and say
Anything I wanna With more
Testosterone than Obama's
Baby mama I'm square they say
But rip the airwaves like it's
Tubular I got a hundred bars so sansei will
Know I'm a warrior

So I can deploy overseas to
Rap in Cantonese And
Have armies of Chinese commies
Falling to their knees
No retreat, no surrender
I've got a strong back bone But under Pre
Traumatic Stress thinking of the war back
Home I'm pissed at racists
And white nationalists
Canibus and Rorshax are
Lyricist supremacists And
I'm about to have rappers from
New York to Compton
Coming to Kansas City just to feel the
Speaker stomping I'll have all
Of Arrowhead stadium holding
Up a lighter Cause life's a witch, and my
Lyrics casts spells to fight her Oh
Say can you see the Star Spangled Banner's
A banger It's part of a seance
The Royals use to enchant their batter My
Rhymes are a homerun you try
To catch but you miss And have black cats on
Broom sticks howling at the moon when it
Hit's Bringing back unique rhyme schemes
I know you missed it You may have to rewind
My mind is twisted and conflicted And
Obviously there's no phrase I'm afraid
To mutter Androgynously I can be both
Your father and your mother
'Cause, I'll damage you with
Rhyme techniques Dick
Cheney don't approve And abandon like
That dude Steve did from Blue's Clues
Then get approved for welfare and
WIC of course After I take myself
To family court for child support
Making an honest livin' had the judge's
Head spinnin' Oh yeah baby, #winnin'

I crap on mainstream rap
To fertilize the soil
I irrigated Record labels farming
For puppets irritated

The cattle they sedated are
Defibrillated And the
Hip Hop audience has been redesignated

To where they feel it
Deep downthe Hardcore Underground!
I'm Landlord Jamar's party pooping
Uninvited guest Bringing a
Word salad he could never fully digest I'm
Treating Hip-Hop like a charity
For-profit Gave a
Filthy Buck Fifty and he can't write
Off it The line between
Lyrical and abominable is
Being blurred When I spit some shit
More absurd than the turd of Amber Heard
I'm saying I can conquer the rap
Game while I'm dropping a deuce I'm
Living proof the new school
Is a shitty excuse But when
I used their toilet
Something started moving beneath it
I don't know what
It was but felt I needed to keep it
A secret 'Cause, I got ninety-nine problems
And their plumbing is not one of them
And it won't be long, friends
Until I visit you in your home
Again No invitation? I'll commit
A home invasion And squatter's rights
Will have you tied up
In litigation I'll fart on your pillow
To give your eyes irritation
Then join a campaign to support
All forms of immigration

Su casa! Mi casa!

The words I speak will wreak
The nostrils of la raza humana I bet you all
Think it's disgusting I'm
Discussing this Over gourmet dinner plates
Of percussion and bass
I'm not trying to be in a movie they'll
Show you on IMAX I'm strapping
Bombs to the speaker
Box to take you straight to the climax My
Sour words radiate millions of people
By the hour Even
The Pentagon is threatened by
My nuclear power
There's a lot to scoff because America
Seems feeble I ought to
Squat and cough to free that
Bald eagle Negotiating Peace Talks
Uncle Sam rung my Samsung up He said some
Cow dung and so I just hung up Acts
Of righteous anger are
Twenty-two times better
Than A disgruntled veteran giving in to the
War within 14 years US Army, cI after
MP All that SHARP training I swear it
Gave me ED Filed a claim with
The VA, I bet I'm the first who
Tried it No shock to anyone, of course they
Denied it But when I'm in the booth I
Perform with all I got And I'll
Get aroused if I move crowds like Travis
Scott yeah, I'll go at it yeah
I got bad habit's My speech
May get me blasted
By special weapons and tactics
But everything that comes
Out of me is as fresh as mint That's why
I won't hesitate to piss in the wind

With my mouth open
I'll go underground and railroad a track
Attack the airwaves and free more
Slaves than the first step act Whatever
It is Hip Hop thinks
It can do to me Won't be
As bad as Reagan flooding crack
In the black community I'll emerge
From the lion's den yelling
"Let's Go Brandon" Louder than a Ukrainian
Missile siren And there's still no
Trump card that can save the human
Species We forgot the will
Of the creator and treat each other
Like feces Now the heavenly
Host upstairs has the right to
Remain silent And I'm left
Wondering why most of my
Prayers turn violent But
It's a blessing that created
A talent this amazing
Got me rising to higher
Degrees than a freemason
Freebasing But, I'm not a rising star
I'm like a meteor Coming to crush the media
If they picture me coming from a far
My bars will club you like a
Caveman in a pelt of a
Lion And kick you like the third-degree
Black belt of Orion I'm
Sirius! Me and the pen game never waiver
Dammit If anybody takes us
For granite, we'll celestial body the
Planet Men are from Mars
So get your asses back to
Venus 'Cause there's no
Pussy on Earth that can get in between us!