Royalties Cast, Mark Hamill - Mighty As Kong lyrics
[Royalties Cast, Mark Hamill - Mighty As Kong lyrics]
He got to New York City he had just arrived
He was hungry, he was naked
He was barely alive
Tried to make it big in show biz
He showed 'em what he had
But they all just laughed in his face
He broke out of them chains
Climbed straight to the top
Picked up a girl along the way
Showed 'em all who was boss
'Cause back in his hometown
They called him a king
And it wasn't about his size, uh uh
And I think of my friend every
Time that I feel small
He never let his tiny penis make him forget
He was the greatest of all
He was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
It doesn't matter if you're hung like
A mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king
No one cares about the size of your junk
Nah, not when you're mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong
My buddy was smaller in 1933
Came back in 2005, but didn't make history
'Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality
I mean, just look at the Empire State
It ain't that impressive, man
I've never seen the ending, nah
I always turn it off 'Cause, I'm pretty sure
My buddy's gonna live forever
Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl
'Cause he's mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
It doesn't matter if you're hung like
A mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king
No one cares about the size of your junk
Nah, not when you're mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong
I'm not as big as I'd like to be
She came to my jungle, she laughed at me
So I sat her down and told his story because
I'm an American man with an American song
Takin' an American stand on my American dong
'Cause, I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Ooh, mighty as Kong, woo
Yeah, I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Yeah, mighty as Kong
As sure as my name is Glen Henderson
You can find me at home on Maplewood Drive
I'm the guy in the window
Thankin' God I'm alive
So proud he made me mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong now you know I'm mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong
He was hungry, he was naked
He was barely alive
Tried to make it big in show biz
He showed 'em what he had
But they all just laughed in his face
He broke out of them chains
Climbed straight to the top
Picked up a girl along the way
Showed 'em all who was boss
'Cause back in his hometown
They called him a king
And it wasn't about his size, uh uh
And I think of my friend every
Time that I feel small
He never let his tiny penis make him forget
He was the greatest of all
He was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
It doesn't matter if you're hung like
A mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king
No one cares about the size of your junk
Nah, not when you're mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong
My buddy was smaller in 1933
Came back in 2005, but didn't make history
'Cause bigger don't mean it's better quality
I mean, just look at the Empire State
It ain't that impressive, man
I've never seen the ending, nah
I always turn it off 'Cause, I'm pretty sure
My buddy's gonna live forever
Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl
'Cause he's mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Mighty as Kong
It doesn't matter if you're hung like
A mouse or an elephant trunk
When you're king
No one cares about the size of your junk
Nah, not when you're mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong
I'm not as big as I'd like to be
She came to my jungle, she laughed at me
So I sat her down and told his story because
I'm an American man with an American song
Takin' an American stand on my American dong
'Cause, I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Ooh, mighty as Kong, woo
Yeah, I'm mighty (Mighty, mighty)
Yeah, mighty as Kong
As sure as my name is Glen Henderson
You can find me at home on Maplewood Drive
I'm the guy in the window
Thankin' God I'm alive
So proud he made me mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong now you know I'm mighty
Yeah, mighty as Kong