Royce Bennett, Rob Zombie - Me legs popped off lyrics

Uh, I'm not sure how but my legs
They feckin came off!

I was walkin' round Camden
Just buyin' some meth
I saw a sketchy hooded guy
And he said his name is Seth

He gave me a brown bag
And then I took opened up the bag
I turned around and saw that
Seth had just pissed off and
Left me alone right here
With a bag full of what smells like dog shit

Its a pain to walk when you got no legs
Its a pain to talk when you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk when you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

Since that guy ran away from me
I thought I should look round for Seth
So I went up to the
Ominous building across the road
And hired a Private Investigator named Beth
Now Beth was a woman
And I had a panic attack
Because I've never spoken to a woman before
And also Beth is black

Its a pain to walk when you got no legs
Its a pain to talk when you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk when you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

So we looked around, me and Beth
Trying our very best we dabbed, we stabbed
We found a crab in a lab
But then we found something but i can't think
Of a word that rhymes with best

Its a pain to walk when you got no legs
Its a pain to talk when you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk when you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

Its a pain to walk when you got no legs
Its a pain to talk when you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk when you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

We ended up finding out what was in the bag
And we also found Seth
In the bag was some Pez dispensers
And it turns out Seth had a
Heat stroke and died because it's
Summer and Seth just fucking decided
To put a hoodie on

Yeahhhhhhh