Rucka Rucka Ali - Canada lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Canada lyrics]
Hello this is a public service announcement
From the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you
Put French people in the woods ha ha
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to
The ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup
Out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US
Yes
In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag
Fa-a-a-ags
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their
Mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the
Map that very night, ni-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be
Fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82
1982
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice
Not not not nice
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos seems like we should be telling
Them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose
Moo oo oo oose
Michael J fox your shaky ass ain't made a
Movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan should have stayed in
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag
Fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice
Not not not nice
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like
From the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you
Put French people in the woods ha ha
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to
The ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup
Out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US
Yes
In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag
Fa-a-a-ags
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their
Mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the
Map that very night, ni-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be
Fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82
1982
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice
Not not not nice
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos seems like we should be telling
Them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose
Moo oo oo oose
Michael J fox your shaky ass ain't made a
Movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan Adams should have
But Bryan should have stayed in
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag
Fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice
Not not not nice
Canada is only there till they do
Something we don't like
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like
They're only there till they do
Something we don't like