Rucka Rucka Ali - Charlie Wins Over Japan lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Charlie Wins Over Japan lyrics]
Oh hello! It's me, DJ Not Nice
You know, there's been a
Little tragedy in Japan, man
Come help us out now
There's a tsunami
If you don't believe me then
Go see on the news now we're all drowning
Oh no
Where did i put my little Pokémon tube?
And we're all staving give us money
We need to buy a little hot sour soup
We need wasabi eggroll
A little rice and noodle with tofu
Listen bitch-ass ninja i have a judo dildo
And I have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu
I know you think you're big
But you're fucking with Godzilla
So tell tsunami we're not afraid of you
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!" (Do the wave
Everybody! Do the wave! Everybody
Do the wave) tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!"
(Put your hands up! Put your hands up
In the air! Take off your underwear)
Tell tsunam - oh hello charlie!
(Winning, duh, winning, duh)
Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you
(Winning, duh) you have no job so
Come on over
Come help us clean off all this water and poo
Tell The Situation
Forget the fucking Haitians
Stop the fucking flood with all
Your grease and goo come over for vacation
Enjoy the radiation
Don't worry, Japan doesn't have any Jew
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Woo! Yeah! Fuck you
Tsunami! Fuck-a you! Fuck you)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Ooh, radiation, very nice hey
Is it hot in here? Umm does this
Feel like a lump to you?)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
Tonight, I die alone tsunami take my home
You have ten dollar? Let me have it!
Send it over from your phone!
Chinee soldiers are taking over!
"We've come to help you" suck my boner!
I no trust you! "Why not? Fuck you!"
Fuck me? Fuck you! "I'm gonna cut you!"
I cut you like chinee chicken!
"Fuck you bitch, get in the kitchen!"
I'm in the kitchen!
"Oh, then cook me up some
Fish and wash the dishes!"
Oh hello Elmer Qaddafi!
Don't just eat your toffee
Libya needs the water more than we do!
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(I'm a ninja turtle! I'm
A-I'm a ninja turtle!
Turtle power turtle power super
Magic turtle power)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Gimme money we need money
Everybody give us money
I am ninja ninja turtle
Fuck you cowabunga dude)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(What the Japanese need right now is some
Tiger blood and 7 gram rocks! Duh, winning!
I would be fine out there in Japan
I'm super fucking human!
They're losing, I'mwiNNING, duh!
How about if I come out there
Cover all you Japanese in my tiger sperm
Winning, duh winning, duh winning
Winning, duh, Winning, duh winning
Duh winning duh! Forget Japan, Japan is
Gone, nobody cares, it's Emilio Estevez!
Duh, winning did I ask my father what to
Do about Japan? No duh!
I'm a grown man! Hello? Duh
Winning winning duh!
I don't need to hear what
My father says duh, winning!
I'm 45 years old, duh)
You know, there's been a
Little tragedy in Japan, man
Come help us out now
There's a tsunami
If you don't believe me then
Go see on the news now we're all drowning
Oh no
Where did i put my little Pokémon tube?
And we're all staving give us money
We need to buy a little hot sour soup
We need wasabi eggroll
A little rice and noodle with tofu
Listen bitch-ass ninja i have a judo dildo
And I have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu
I know you think you're big
But you're fucking with Godzilla
So tell tsunami we're not afraid of you
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!" (Do the wave
Everybody! Do the wave! Everybody
Do the wave) tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!"
(Put your hands up! Put your hands up
In the air! Take off your underwear)
Tell tsunam - oh hello charlie!
(Winning, duh, winning, duh)
Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you
(Winning, duh) you have no job so
Come on over
Come help us clean off all this water and poo
Tell The Situation
Forget the fucking Haitians
Stop the fucking flood with all
Your grease and goo come over for vacation
Enjoy the radiation
Don't worry, Japan doesn't have any Jew
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Woo! Yeah! Fuck you
Tsunami! Fuck-a you! Fuck you)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Ooh, radiation, very nice hey
Is it hot in here? Umm does this
Feel like a lump to you?)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
Tonight, I die alone tsunami take my home
You have ten dollar? Let me have it!
Send it over from your phone!
Chinee soldiers are taking over!
"We've come to help you" suck my boner!
I no trust you! "Why not? Fuck you!"
Fuck me? Fuck you! "I'm gonna cut you!"
I cut you like chinee chicken!
"Fuck you bitch, get in the kitchen!"
I'm in the kitchen!
"Oh, then cook me up some
Fish and wash the dishes!"
Oh hello Elmer Qaddafi!
Don't just eat your toffee
Libya needs the water more than we do!
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(I'm a ninja turtle! I'm
A-I'm a ninja turtle!
Turtle power turtle power super
Magic turtle power)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Gimme money we need money
Everybody give us money
I am ninja ninja turtle
Fuck you cowabunga dude)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(What the Japanese need right now is some
Tiger blood and 7 gram rocks! Duh, winning!
I would be fine out there in Japan
I'm super fucking human!
They're losing, I'mwiNNING, duh!
How about if I come out there
Cover all you Japanese in my tiger sperm
Winning, duh winning, duh winning
Winning, duh, Winning, duh winning
Duh winning duh! Forget Japan, Japan is
Gone, nobody cares, it's Emilio Estevez!
Duh, winning did I ask my father what to
Do about Japan? No duh!
I'm a grown man! Hello? Duh
Winning winning duh!
I don't need to hear what
My father says duh, winning!
I'm 45 years old, duh)