Rucka Rucka Ali - Everything Is Racist (parody of " Everything Is Awesome" by Tegan and Sara) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - Everything Is Racist parody of " Everything Is Awesome" by Tegan and Sara lyrics]
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist in 2017
Everything is bigger when it
Makes you triggered
If you find if offensive
It's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from the truth
From bad things we'll be Nazi Germany
Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist in 2018
Tres, Dos, Uno (Ehh?)
Have you heard the truth?
I'm tryna escape it
Everything's bad, cuz everything's racist
Shirts, Go Fish, strawberry smoothies
All the Blowfish (especially Hootie)
Everything you say is insanely racist
Every single day the racism's outrageous
You know who needs Sensitivity Training?
Every single name in the Yellow Pages
Cats, dogs, felines, bitches, Kool-Aid
Michael Jackson, chicken, chicken
(chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken)
Every word is "nigger" when
It makes you triggered
If you find it offensive
It's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from uncomfortable things
We'll be Fascist Italy
Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist in 2019
Jesus Christ, hyperlinks
Birthdays at ice skating rinks
Suit & tie, expensive drinks
You know what's racist? kitchen sinks
IPhone charger broccoli
The old guy from Monopoly
Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex
Any form of human sex
Eggs, kegs, legs they're racist
Cars, stars, and jars they're racist
God, and cod your mom
Is racist
Everything you see or think or say is gay
And racist
I pledge allegiance to the
Fascist Unites States Universities
To mute all the buzzwords that make me sad
One day we'll silence them all
And liberty will be flushed down the toilet
Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist in 2020