Rucka Rucka Ali - I Have A Little Cock lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - I Have A Little Cock lyrics]
I've got the smallest cock that
Anyone has ever had
My cock is so damn small that
It gets lost in my hand
When I fuck women with it
They never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it
They always ask "is it in?"
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock
Little cock it's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock
(it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock
(it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts
(it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts
(which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I drive a really big car
To compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog
He's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows
I stand and scream at my TV
("U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors
They raise the cock size
Average on the street (and the crime rate)
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock
Little cock it's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot
(makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my
Lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot
(when I am at church)
When bitches see my cock it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When bitches see my cock they always say well
That really does explain a lot
I have a little cock
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle
What life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in
The bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I'm
Standing next to a black dude
Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a
Little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock
(it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock
(it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts
(it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts
(which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I have a small wee wee
Anyone has ever had
My cock is so damn small that
It gets lost in my hand
When I fuck women with it
They never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it
They always ask "is it in?"
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock
Little cock it's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock
(it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock
(it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts
(it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts
(which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I drive a really big car
To compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog
He's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows
I stand and scream at my TV
("U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors
They raise the cock size
Average on the street (and the crime rate)
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock
Little cock it's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot
(makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my
Lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot
(when I am at church)
When bitches see my cock it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When bitches see my cock they always say well
That really does explain a lot
I have a little cock
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle
What life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in
The bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I'm
Standing next to a black dude
Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a
Little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro
Wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock
(it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock
It's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock
(it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts
(it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts
(which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I have a small wee wee