Rucka Rucka Ali - I Love Minoritites lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - I Love Minoritites lyrics]
I think that every race is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of
('cept white people)
I like very country the same
Even the ones where my own
Music's not allowed in
Or the ones that wanna bomb us!
Women are as smart as me and you
No! No! It's true!
They could be president of this country
I mean who cares? There's already a black!
I love minorities
Especially, people that get
Around in wheelchairs that's hot!
I love everyone in the world!
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you fell like I do
Take your hand and touch my balls
And sing along this fuckin' song!
Black people are good at playing basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
So suck on my cock if
You don't love everyone!
White people can tuck their
Shirts into their shorts!
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
We could all learn from
Everyone lots of stuff
Sex, them Europeans do it with kids
It's like their proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries
Canadians, at age fifteen
Can legally suck off dirty old man for money
No they can't! OK, for free
That's right!
Everyone in the world's good
Because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do, (Your a homo)
Take your ballsack and your bongo drum
And sing this gay ass little song
Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most
And all it takes is most
Africans like lynching homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and
Make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own
Gay little way
Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they tittie
That's baller shit, i ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all fuckin' crazy!
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy
And love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
Got enough VDs to turn those
Dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
And Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a Mongol? Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo? As long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone
Else's culture and making
Fun of them just 'cause they're different
And making a song calling
Their country stupid
Mixing the absurd with the true?
Don't to it so if you hate racist humour
Get your pooper up
And sing this fuckin' song!
Black people are good
At wheelchair basketball they got shot
And now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good
No one is better than someone
White people can show black
People how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey
'cause they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because
She's a woman
Gary Coleman's gone it was so sad
He was so young i mean he was like fifty-one
But it's sad
Because he looked like he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it!
I love minorities
We all have something to be proud of
('cept white people)
I like very country the same
Even the ones where my own
Music's not allowed in
Or the ones that wanna bomb us!
Women are as smart as me and you
No! No! It's true!
They could be president of this country
I mean who cares? There's already a black!
I love minorities
Especially, people that get
Around in wheelchairs that's hot!
I love everyone in the world!
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you fell like I do
Take your hand and touch my balls
And sing along this fuckin' song!
Black people are good at playing basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
So suck on my cock if
You don't love everyone!
White people can tuck their
Shirts into their shorts!
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
We could all learn from
Everyone lots of stuff
Sex, them Europeans do it with kids
It's like their proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries
Canadians, at age fifteen
Can legally suck off dirty old man for money
No they can't! OK, for free
That's right!
Everyone in the world's good
Because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do, (Your a homo)
Take your ballsack and your bongo drum
And sing this gay ass little song
Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most
And all it takes is most
Africans like lynching homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and
Make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own
Gay little way
Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they tittie
That's baller shit, i ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all fuckin' crazy!
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy
And love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
Got enough VDs to turn those
Dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
And Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a Mongol? Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo? As long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone
Else's culture and making
Fun of them just 'cause they're different
And making a song calling
Their country stupid
Mixing the absurd with the true?
Don't to it so if you hate racist humour
Get your pooper up
And sing this fuckin' song!
Black people are good
At wheelchair basketball they got shot
And now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good
No one is better than someone
White people can show black
People how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey
'cause they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because
She's a woman
Gary Coleman's gone it was so sad
He was so young i mean he was like fifty-one
But it's sad
Because he looked like he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it!
I love minorities