Rucka Rucka Ali - iWhack (parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars) lyrics
[Rucka Rucka Ali - iWhack parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars lyrics]
I'm from America cuz it's number one
I could take a fuckin' dump and it
Would look like where you're from
Bad men flew a jet into 9 11
In the greatest fuckin' country
This ain't your country!
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?"
I'll tell you why right fuckin' now
(I'll tell you right now)
So that every time you fuck with us
We'll take some 'yer fuckin' stuff
So tell your homies I said
That all your countries have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the
Fuckin' carpet and drapes
Let's play some fuckin' games!
"At 9: 11 this morning
We were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq
Must not want their country very much"
Yeeehaw! Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it
You're a fag
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in
The sky told you to
Strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit
We'll take your fuckin' oil and
Make you suck our balls
And we'll rape your seven wives in the tit's
(bitch your pussy smells like hummus)
Cuz baby
Certain Muslims hate the things we love
Like bacon covered chicken fried steak
And all them suckers have AIDS
Fuck 'em (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
In this game we're playing for keeps
So all you faggots better keep your receipts
Cuz it'll be a cold day
In Pakistan if you think
You'll fuck with Toby Queef!
Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want fuckin' trouble
Better tell 'em they better go
Fuck with Mexico instead!
"We will catch the folks who did this
Sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo
And make 'em watch episodes of Glee"
You faggot motherfuckers have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the
Fuckin' carpet and drapes
Let's play some fuckin' games!
"Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on
The plane WAS a terroristbut statistics show
Hell, most of the people on that plane
Probably had somewhere else to go
But we ain't never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple
You knock down our buildings
We'll take a couple yer countries
You can tell Mr bin Laden and his army
Of 70 virgins we can play games
God dammit!"
I could take a fuckin' dump and it
Would look like where you're from
Bad men flew a jet into 9 11
In the greatest fuckin' country
This ain't your country!
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?"
I'll tell you why right fuckin' now
(I'll tell you right now)
So that every time you fuck with us
We'll take some 'yer fuckin' stuff
So tell your homies I said
That all your countries have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the
Fuckin' carpet and drapes
Let's play some fuckin' games!
"At 9: 11 this morning
We were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq
Must not want their country very much"
Yeeehaw! Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it
You're a fag
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in
The sky told you to
Strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit
We'll take your fuckin' oil and
Make you suck our balls
And we'll rape your seven wives in the tit's
(bitch your pussy smells like hummus)
Cuz baby
Certain Muslims hate the things we love
Like bacon covered chicken fried steak
And all them suckers have AIDS
Fuck 'em (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
In this game we're playing for keeps
So all you faggots better keep your receipts
Cuz it'll be a cold day
In Pakistan if you think
You'll fuck with Toby Queef!
Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want fuckin' trouble
Better tell 'em they better go
Fuck with Mexico instead!
"We will catch the folks who did this
Sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo
And make 'em watch episodes of Glee"
You faggot motherfuckers have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey
(Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky
(Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this
(gay shit) suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the
Fuckin' carpet and drapes
Let's play some fuckin' games!
"Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on
The plane WAS a terroristbut statistics show
Hell, most of the people on that plane
Probably had somewhere else to go
But we ain't never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple
You knock down our buildings
We'll take a couple yer countries
You can tell Mr bin Laden and his army
Of 70 virgins we can play games
God dammit!"